Anais: what's crackin with cool jam man?
Taylor: Whoa! I can’t understand all that whippersnapper jive talk! Anais, I’m 36 years old, you know I can’t keep up with your “youth” “culture” (which I assume is still POGs, lazer tags, and being born in a world untouched by 9/11.
Anais: yo we need to do something about this then
Taylor: PLEASE DO. I feel irrelevant and stupid. I need your vitality and attention or I will become one of those republicans that lives in Florida and yells about Qanon. Should we tell our readers (soon to be listeners) who we are? (edited)
Anais: of course! I'm Anais, an official teenster, with lots of knowledge about the dangers of being too cool. would love to share it with you to keep you young!
Taylor: Wait, how old are you exactly?
Anais: old enough
Taylor: Well I’ll go first. I’m Taylor Moore (twitter.com/taylordotbiz) I work at Kickstarter, the website. I’m literally twice your age, my body hair is turning grey, and I often think about joint health and the compound interest rates of my IRAs.
Anais: And I'm Anais (twitter.com/houseofee), a college student who is interning at Kickstarter for the summer. I often feel like a baby because I am the youngest person in the building. This is my attempt to connect with people who I can't seem to relate to : ).
Taylor: Do you think this podcast will help us relate? And if so, will it be entertaining for people to listen to?
Anais: I do think so. what's not entertaining about things like kylie jenner, facebook memes, and vine??
Taylor: At first glance, EVERYTHING. I feel sick!
Anais: that's just the feeling of death creeping out of the cracks in your achy bones. I gotta youth-inize you man.
Taylor: do so please quick.