Hello fellow futuristic wrestlers (and Carl),
We are LOCKING IN our July subscription crew with this post so keep an eye on your stoops, doorsteps, mailboxes, and other package receptacles. You'll be getting our little bundle of joy in the middle of this glorious month!
We'll keep you updated with the shipping process, a well as any precious digital goodies that we decide to toss your way. Thanks as always for being beautiful people, but take it easy with the piledrivers m'kay?
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