Welcome to 2019. The Year To Improve. They Year All Our Dreams Come True.
What better way to do it than with The Body Tight Workout by DJ Douggpound, fitness guru and musical ingenue!
Sweat along as Douggpound takes you through a 30 minute pulse-pounding workout that is sure to get all those important bits taut and glowing. Movements like "DaVinci Cop Squats", "March To The Garage Sale", and "Release The Butt" are sure to burn fat in those pesky problem areas on your body. Then, cool down on Side B with a relaxing regimen made to bring you back to baseline and get you ready for the rest of your day.
And, for our most loyal Czars, we are pleased to let you know that you all will be getting another extra tape in the mail! From the unusual mind of Carlton Mellick III, we have a most interesting... mysterious... outlandish... mix of his favorite K-Pop tracks! That's right, now you can dance right along to all his favorite K-Pop hits from the last few years, expanding your musical horizons and driving yourself into an electronic-music-powered frenzy!
We'll be running up to the end of the month for this production, so we'll wait until closer to release time to charge you all.
Thanks everybody for being so cool and shit we really like you all kthxbye,
- SBI Tapes