LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
INTRODUCING, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER ON CASSETTE TAPE, AND IN CRYSTAL CLEAR ANALOGUE AUDIO FORMAT:
That's right ladies and lentil-men, this month we have for you F.L.O.W - Future Ladies Of Wrestling, the soundtrack for the Ultimate Multiversal Warrior! Brought to you from Telefantasy Studios and the infinitely creative J.J. Stratford!
Brace yourself as you witness the awesome power of song brought to you by your favorite F.L.O.W. wrestlers. We garuntee it'll be an experience unlike anything you've had before!
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